This July 4th feels even more special, with such advancements in gay rights. It's nice to feel proud to be an American!
To celebrate, here are the Star-Spangled Kid and Stripsey from Earth-TF (Tim Fish).
If you're familiar with the pair from the Golden Age of comics, you know they were something like rival "mystery men" who ended up joining forces to kick some Nazi butt. Weak.
On Earth-TF, let's say Irish rugby-player type chauffeur/mechanic is hired to keep fruity Ivy-Leaguer out of trouble when he's home on break. Joke's on Sylvester Pemberton's parents though, since they've hired closet-case Pat Dougan as body-guard. So, one night, stumbling out of a "gentlemen's club" in a back alley they inadvertently stop some Nazi villainry.
All jazzed up with the thrill of hero-dom, they get all patriotic and gay.